I introduced my obsession with Sarah Jessica Parker in a previous post. So, it’s no surprise that when VOGUE (my favorite magazine) dropped this gem, I was ecstatic. In five minutes, Ms. Parker answers 73 questions by a faceless man, who knocks on her door and quizzes her on topics from her favorite book to her favorite swear word (hint: it begins with a “s” and ends with a “t”). Because I’ve been consistently told that I’m the SJP among my friends–or Carrie Bradshaw, rather–, I’ve lazily attempted to answer the questions from Parker’s interview. See my answers below!
How long have you been in the area?
-Doesn’t apply to me
What’s your favorite season in NYC?
-I don’t live there, but I imagined if I did, it would spring.
What’s your favorite activity in NYC?
-I visited there once in 2012, and it had to be standing on the red stairs in Times Square.
Would you ever leave NYC?
-Again, I don’t live there. But let’s just say if I did, I probably wouldn’t leave, unless I got a swanky job in Italy.
What are three words to describe living in NYC?
-Okay, clearly these first questions don’t apply to me.
What’s your favorite movie?
-Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Favorite movie in the past five years?
-12 Years a Slave
Favorite Hitchcock Film?
-All the ones my mom watched into the wee hours of the night that premiered on PBS.
Favorite TV Show that’s currently on?
What’s a book you plan on reading?
-Half of a Yellow Sun
A book you read in school that positively shaped you?
-The Skin I’m In
A book you read in school that you’d never think of?
On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now?
iPhone or Android?
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away (iPhone)
Twitter or Instagram
Vine or Snapchat?
Who should everyone be following right now?
What’s the coolest thing in this room?
-Christmas wrapping paper that has become wall paper in my office
What’s your favorite downtown restaurant?
-If I were in NYC, Shake Shack. Since I’m not. Copias.
What’s your favorite food?
Least favorite food?
What do you love on your pizza?
-Spinach, mozzarella, tomatoes and onions
Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
Weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
What’s the hardest part about being a mom?
-Will not apply for years to come.
-I don’t have one.
Favorite solo artist?
-I guess nobody ever told you/All you must hold on to/Is you
If your life was a song what would the title be?
-You’ll Figure it Out, One Day
If you could sing a duet with anyone who would it be?
If you could master one instrument what would it be?
If you had a tattoo where would it be?
-If I were to get another tattoo, it would near my wrist.
To be or not to be?
What’s Oprah like in person?
-Your guess is as good as mine.
What number question is this?
Dogs or cats?
Kittens or puppies?
Dolphins or koalas?
Birdwatching or whale watching?
What’s your spirit animal?
Best gift you’ve ever received?
Last gift you gave a friend?
-a gift card
Person you want to have coffee with?
-Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Historical figure you’d love to have coffee with?
How do you like your coffee?
-Full of creamer
Can I play a note on this piano?
-Only if you promise to sing a tune with it
What’s your favorite curse word?
-The F bomb
What’s your favorite board game?
What’s your favorite country to visit?
-All the one’s I haven’t visited
What’s your last country you visited?
-The first one I intend to visit
What’s a country you wish to visit?
What do you seen in this image?
Can you write down your favorite words that starts and ends with the same vowel?
What’s your favorite color?
Least favorite color?
What color dress did you wear to your prom?
Diamonds or pearls?
Cheap shampoo or expensive?
-Whatever gets the job done
Blow dry or air dry?
-Depends on the day
Heels or flats?
Can you give an impersonation of someone?
-Users of Vine
Can you give an impersonation of that same person in a British accent?
What’s your favorite constellation?
Which dress should I get my girlfriend?
Pilates or yoga?
Jogging or swimming?
Best way to decompress?
-Strolling through a book store
If you had one superpower, what would it be?
-To stop heartbreak from hurting so bad
Can you describe an experience you felt most nervous?
-Reciting a poem for the first time in college
What’s the weirdest word in the English language?
Is this the strangest interview you’ve ever had?
-It was self-imposed, so nope.